oliveweed:

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

 

(via exteriors)


telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

(via uns-ound)


fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(Source: actuallybadcop, via unshaped)


barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via koalugh)


asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via warminmyarms)


wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

(Source: gravityless, via fake-mermaid)


aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via stabs)